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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Jan 23, 2015 14:37:25 GMT
Well hopefully everyone understands I tried I sit from the base of the hill and stare at you two, thinking wistfully about my time on the hill. I create a treaty with Matt to share the hill, as long as we forever make sure Andrew never takes it back
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Jarl Matt
Government Official: Cabinet
Growth Guru
I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
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Post by Jarl Matt on Jan 23, 2015 14:46:37 GMT
Excellent. I create the Mattcave and settle in.
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 23, 2015 16:21:31 GMT
I build a great evil castle and kingdom on the hill right next to yours, which is cold, looming mountain, from which I spend my nights gazing whistfully at your hill, slowly growing older and having cool salt and pepper hair...but never losing any hair because that's for pussies.
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Jarl Matt
Government Official: Cabinet
Growth Guru
I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
Posts: 1,396
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Post by Jarl Matt on Jan 23, 2015 16:37:04 GMT
I launch eggs at your castle using a slingshot.
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 23, 2015 17:27:47 GMT
I scrape them off and have free breakfast. I also hire men to secretly plant charges on your house on the hill (you and Kim)...and you cannot react because your characters do not know this.....muhehehe
Your house was detonated
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Jan 23, 2015 22:46:24 GMT
Excellent. I create the Mattcave and settle in. No one but Matt's allowed. (btw my names Matt tew, if ya didnt kno)
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Jan 23, 2015 22:56:08 GMT
I scrape them off and have free breakfast. I also hire men to secretly plant charges on your house on the hill (you and Kim)...and you cannot react because your characters do not know this.....muhehehe Your house was detonated That's in violation with our contract. Good thing part of the contract states that if tampered with, any outside offender shall be exterminated with backing of the town, and the town will rebuild the hill to it's previous state
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 24, 2015 3:26:00 GMT
I just hire a PMC to permanently guard my castle, and thus my army numbers in the thousands. As the townspeople run at us with their torches and pitchforks and simple guerilla weaponry, they are casually dispatched by my legions, who stand in a great line, slaughtering all of them in great hordes.
Once the smoke clears all 301,019 townspeople are dead, but my 1,231,457 civilians who live in my kingdom are unharmed and our standing army of 117,074 has lost 2 men in the struggle to a particularly lucky pitchfork throw. Thus, I expand my great walls, further encroaching on your land and getting ever closer to the sacred hill of legend.
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Jan 24, 2015 4:30:32 GMT
I just hire a PMC to permanently guard my castle, and thus my army numbers in the thousands. As the townspeople run at us with their torches and pitchforks and simple guerilla weaponry, they are casually dispatched by my legions, who stand in a great line, slaughtering all of them in great hordes. Once the smoke clears all 301,019 townspeople are dead, but my 1,231,457 civilians who live in my kingdom are unharmed and our standing army of 117,074 has lost 2 men in the struggle to a particularly lucky pitchfork throw. Thus, I expand my great walls, further encroaching on your land and getting ever closer to the sacred hill of legend. The town advances and decides it best to nuke your current land. It is shitbombed to hell, and is barricaded so no one can get in or out, until the radiation has worn off
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 24, 2015 14:01:18 GMT
There I languish for many centuries, slowly turning disfigured and irrecognizable due to the radiation (pretend this is comic book radiation now actual realistic radiation) until I turn into a large spindly creature with no eyes or ears because how badass is that and I just creep around your castle eating children and the like.
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Jan 24, 2015 15:49:31 GMT
There I languish for many centuries, slowly turning disfigured and irrecognizable due to the radiation (pretend this is comic book radiation now actual realistic radiation) until I turn into a large spindly creature with no eyes or ears because how badass is that and I just creep around your castle eating children and the like. Cool, at least you cant see and cant hear. I teach you sign language Hellen Keller style, and when you've learned it, I tell you to go sit in the corner of a circular room, thus creating a paradox in which you are trapped in the room for all eternity. I make sure by using high tech. mechanics to replace the door with more wall, completing the room to engulf you in, with absolutely no escape
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 24, 2015 22:27:42 GMT
Shoot forgot to say I just make clicking noises (think clickers from the last of us...and if you don't get that reference you haven't had a meaningful life) to see and hear (yeah f* science)
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Jan 24, 2015 22:30:55 GMT
Shoot forgot to say I just make clicking noises (think clickers from the last of us...and if you don't get that reference you haven't had a meaningful life) to see and hear (yeah science) No damnit, doesnt count, nofairnofairnofair!
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 25, 2015 2:53:42 GMT
Well I will just stay in the circular room and age like cheese to become better quality. Oh also apparently we are all immortal so there is that.
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Jan 25, 2015 3:00:47 GMT
Well I will just stay in the circular room and age like cheese to become better quality. Oh also apparently we are all immortal so there is that. I can deal with immortality. It only sucks when everyone you know is outlived, but when it's all of us... It isnt so lonely.
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