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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Jan 21, 2015 13:06:08 GMT
Andrew Ryan takes like they haven't showered in a month
I uppercut your throne of bones, and they land in the form of a castle for me to perch on
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Post by Jarl Matt on Jan 21, 2015 14:24:17 GMT
I send in a pack of dogs to dismantle and bury your castle. I then plant the first flag of Matt upon the summit.
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 21, 2015 20:25:01 GMT
I uproot the flag, shove it up your ass, and then stick the rest in the ground and watch you scream like Vlad the Impaler. I sit casually on a lawn chair, no need to do anything fancier.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2015 4:31:35 GMT
I tie balloons to your lawn chair and watch you fly into the sky. Then I shoot you down and make a tent from your skin and broken bones. THE HILL IS MINE!!
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Post by Jarl Matt on Jan 22, 2015 9:45:00 GMT
Well this is just getting violent. D: I send lots of cute little puppies up the hill to distract Glorton while I sneak up and shove him down the hill. I now rule this hill with my collection of cute little puppies who are innocent little creatures who just want to lick your noses.
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 22, 2015 11:20:57 GMT
I somehow secretly survive.....and I combine your puppies into one huge boss puppy which I ride, and I feed it a strict diet of Jarl Matt
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Post by Jarl Matt on Jan 22, 2015 11:25:48 GMT
I wait patiently in the huge boss puppies digestive system, before launching myself out its ass and shoving handfuls of sh*t into your mouth. As you run off throwing up I reclaim the hill with my faithful boss puppy.
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 22, 2015 12:00:33 GMT
I spend a solid hour just throwing up, then I go out and buy the hill, and create numerous copies of the form and put them in secret guarded locations. Then I establish a fine restaurant atop the hill, which serves many patrons daily.
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Jarl Matt
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I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
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Post by Jarl Matt on Jan 22, 2015 15:53:44 GMT
OH GREAT. YOU GOTTA RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE BY BUYING THE LAND. Now we're all trespassing.
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 22, 2015 16:48:40 GMT
Yeah yall some thugs, get off me damn land boy!!! (Sits in rocking chair with shotgun in front of restaurant)
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Jan 23, 2015 1:27:48 GMT
I take it to court, and find out I can offer the town of which the hill stands upon some money to outbuy you. I pay them a large sum of money to make the town keep the land, and create a town law stating that that land is property of the king whom claims it only, and cannot be bought, and it is final. I walk up and say " I am the Captain Nao," and smack Andrew up until he runs away with his tail inbetween his legs
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 23, 2015 3:57:54 GMT
My tail is actually the largest dick the world has ever seen....yeah nothing else to that...just so we set things straight Ok, so I am an angry aristocrat who used to have power and this is 700 BCE, Athens. (Just for historical context). I gather all of the hoplite soldiers at mine fine abode, filled with concubines as numerous as the stars, and gather them round a rand table. We first give great libation to lord Zeus, and earn his favor. Then I make a proposal such that if the hoplites would just give me their backing, I would establish a tyranny (haha and not take three tries like my boy Pisistratus ha ancient history jokes anyone?) And thus we would take you to the "ekklesia" (assembly in Greek) and vote to banish you for ten years (that was the period of banishment based off of The Archonship of Solon...or the Reforms of Cleisthenes I can't remember sorry) and thus I claim the great hill...let's just say it is the Acropolis, as mine. Now because you are banished for ten years, you can flee to a border polis..or empire if you so desire, of the time period. Thus...we can establish a second contestable hill and more territory . (Out of the empires it can be a very broad range, you can do LBA (late bronze age, such as Mycenae, Egypt, etc) all the way to the Persian empire under Xerxes)
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Jan 23, 2015 5:20:58 GMT
My tail is actually the largest dick the world has ever seen....yeah nothing else to that...just so we set things straight Ok, so I am an angry aristocrat who used to have power and this is 700 BCE, Athens. (Just for historical context). I gather all of the hoplite soldiers at mine fine abode, filled with concubines as numerous as the stars, and gather them round a rand table. We first give great libation to lord Zeus, and earn his favor. Then I make a proposal such that if the hoplites would just give me their backing, I would establish a tyranny (haha and not take three tries like my boy Pisistratus ha ancient history jokes anyone?) And thus we would take you to the "ekklesia" (assembly in Greek) and vote to banish you for ten years (that was the period of banishment based off of The Archonship of Solon...or the Reforms of Cleisthenes I can't remember sorry) and thus I claim the great hill...let's just say it is the Acropolis, as mine. Now because you are banished for ten years, you can flee to a border polis..or empire if you so desire, of the time period. Thus...we can establish a second contestable hill and more territory . (Out of the empires it can be a very broad range, you can do LBA (late bronze age, such as Mycenae, Egypt, etc) all the way to the Persian empire under Xerxes) K. I release the Titans upon your gods, and while they are being distracted, OUT OF NOWHERE, I DELIVER YOU AN RKO! The acropolis is mine
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Jarl Matt
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I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
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Post by Jarl Matt on Jan 23, 2015 9:54:37 GMT
I come back from the future and shoot you both. My hill.
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 23, 2015 11:29:24 GMT
Well hopefully everyone understands I tried
I sit from the base of the hill and stare at you two, thinking wistfully about my time on the hill.
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