Conroy
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Post by Conroy on Jan 20, 2015 2:48:55 GMT
Tsar Nicholas has the hill. I climb up and push him off, the hill is mine.
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Jarl Matt
Government Official: Cabinet
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I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
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Post by Jarl Matt on Jan 20, 2015 6:22:21 GMT
I smack you with a trout and claim ownership of the hill. (I don't know what I'm doing, I just like hitting people with fish.)
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Conroy
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Post by Conroy on Jan 20, 2015 7:21:33 GMT
You can say whatever you want, just get rid of the person on the hill and claim it.
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Jan 20, 2015 12:44:31 GMT
I take your trout from your grasp and sparta kick you off of the hill, and celebrate taking the hill by cooking and eating the trout
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Jarl Matt
Government Official: Cabinet
Growth Guru
I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
Posts: 1,396
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Post by Jarl Matt on Jan 20, 2015 14:00:11 GMT
I get my fishy rage on and manoeuvre a hovering remote control shark to scare you off the hill, and then run up myself to claim it.
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 20, 2015 19:02:43 GMT
I crush all of you under my score then throw you off the hill
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Jan 20, 2015 19:39:21 GMT
I crush all of you under my score then throw you off the hill I take your score and shove it up your sphincter, then smoke the largest blunt and get high off of the grass from the hill
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 20, 2015 21:07:11 GMT
I take my huge ego and heal myself with it, and shove the blunt down your throat, watch you choke and die, and stand atop your corpse as king of the hill.
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Jarl Matt
Government Official: Cabinet
Growth Guru
I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
Posts: 1,396
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Post by Jarl Matt on Jan 20, 2015 21:07:21 GMT
I fire 5 missiles at the hill, then drag my throne to the top of what is left of it and chill.
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 20, 2015 21:08:53 GMT
I get Placentica to launch 18 missiles at the hill, and then I pay hit and stand atop what ashes are left.
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Jan 20, 2015 23:00:52 GMT
I get Placentica to launch 18 missiles at the hill, and then I pay hit and stand atop what ashes are left. I rise from the ashes like a phoenix, call upon mighty Hephaestus to forge me lightning bolts like he does for zeus, and hurls them at you, paralyzing you completely, and I shape you into the form of a chair of which I sit upon
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 21, 2015 0:30:54 GMT
I lick your anus, causing you to jump up, and in the meantime your divine bodily fluids of a Phoenix heal me, and I Sparta kick you down the hill which I raised 100 feet in the air just for that purpose, and you shatter and hit the ground because for some reason your wings didn't work.
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Jan 21, 2015 6:15:52 GMT
I lick your anus, causing you to jump up, and in the meantime your divine bodily fluids of a Phoenix heal me, and I Sparta kick you down the hill which I raised 100 feet in the air just for that purpose, and you shatter and hit the ground because for some reason your wings didn't work. I'm getting at a reference to Icarus you made just there, nice one I thought I was clear you were completely paralyzed, but I could see how my anus would perform even miracles Being a phoenix, immortality is my thing, so I rise once again and grab you by the tiny limp noodle of a member you have, and I hurl you into the sun. When you arrive a the sun, your body would have already gone through the effects of space, and you're already dead. You were castrated from the hurl, however, so I feed the remains to my young and build a nest atop the hill, peace now brought back to its rightful place
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Jarl Matt
Government Official: Cabinet
Growth Guru
I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
Posts: 1,396
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Post by Jarl Matt on Jan 21, 2015 9:31:56 GMT
I launch potatoes at you until one hits your and knocks you out. Then I'ma climb up on the bitchin' hill and cook me some grub.
Phoenix takes like chicken...
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Post by Angry Andy on Jan 21, 2015 11:55:47 GMT
Jarl Matt tastes like chicken
I make a throne from the collective bones on the hill
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