Jarl Matt
Government Official: Cabinet 
Growth Guru
I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
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Post by Jarl Matt on Apr 3, 2015 19:38:49 GMT
Drunk Matt should never be allowed his phone.
Or Coke Matt for that matter.
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Post by Angry Andy on Apr 3, 2015 20:58:44 GMT
Pretty sure I just got friendzoned. But, I am a determined mo fo. Can I ask for advice not being drunk? Actually nvm I think that violates the rules. |
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Jarl Matt
Government Official: Cabinet
Growth Guru
I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
Posts: 1,396
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Post by Jarl Matt on Apr 4, 2015 9:45:51 GMT
No everyone can ask for advice. and give advice. Since I realised you guys don't drink enough ya'll can do stuff anyways.
Also, i don't even know if I am friendzoned anymore. D:
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Post by God Jack Daniel on Apr 4, 2015 18:10:43 GMT
No everyone can ask for advice. and give advice. Since I realised you guys don't drink enough ya'll can do stuff anyways. Also, i don't even know if I am friendzoned anymore. D: good sir, we need to find who can drink who under the table THE WAR IS ON. |
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Apr 5, 2015 3:54:42 GMT
No everyone can ask for advice. and give advice. Since I realised you guys don't drink enough ya'll can do stuff anyways. Also, i don't even know if I am friendzoned anymore. D: good sir, we need to find who can drink who under the table THE WAR IS ON. Sound the war trumpets! |
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Post by Cuzo Minister of Wingmen on Apr 5, 2015 9:59:10 GMT
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Jarl Matt
Government Official: Cabinet
Growth Guru
I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
Posts: 1,396
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Post by Jarl Matt on Apr 5, 2015 22:22:09 GMT
Aha, I doubt I would win. I'm not really a heavyweight, I just drink a lot of alcohol...
This weekend has been shocking though.
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Krakke
Alliance Member
Obey, Waddle, Prosper.
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Post by Krakke on Apr 6, 2015 1:47:59 GMT
Just came out of spring break meself. Pieces of my buddies lawn and both of their adjoining neighbors recycle bins are reminiscent of Dark Soul's Blighttown.
As Hungover advice: The friendzone is breakable, just go for it. Stagnation in this kind of thing just doesn't work. Just try, and if it backfires then you'll know, rather than never try and always wonder.
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Post by Angry Andy on Apr 6, 2015 2:37:25 GMT
OK my advice to get out of the friendzone is to bring some other girl home with you that you know is her type then just fck her right in the pussy and then let her join in on the action and make it a three way then take advantage of having the only penis there....hopefully.....and work your Matty magic.
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Apr 6, 2015 5:22:53 GMT
OK my advice to get out of the friendzone is to bring some other girl home with you that you know is her type then just fck her right in the pussy and then let her join in on the action and make it a three way then take advantage of having the only penis there....hopefully.....and work your Matty magic. >be me >be freshman >gives advice about women to a 22 year old >MRW no one takes that sh*t seriously  |
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Jarl Matt
Government Official: Cabinet
Growth Guru
I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
Posts: 1,396
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Post by Jarl Matt on Apr 6, 2015 10:09:03 GMT
lol
blah guys. I am gonna keep workin' on it. Am getting myself in shape again, I've drop from 14 stone to 13st9 and got a bit further to go before I'm happy(and no longer considered overweight by BMI), then I'ma bulk out. get myself lookin' fly yo.
Also, google is your friend if you want to convert any of that. lol
gotta get buff brah.
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Post by Angry Andy on Apr 6, 2015 10:38:02 GMT
*sheds tear
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boony001
Alliance Member
(Minister of Defense) (Swag Lord)
PewPEw
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Post by boony001 on Apr 6, 2015 12:31:28 GMT
lol blah guys. I am gonna keep workin' on it. Am getting myself in shape again, I've drop from 14 pounds* to 13 pounds* 9 ounces* and got a bit further to go before I'm happy(and no longer considered overweight by BMI), then I'ma bulk out. get myself lookin' fly yo. Also, google is your friend if you want to convert any of that. lol gotta get buff brah. Damn dude, 14 pounds is really low. |
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Apr 6, 2015 16:30:09 GMT
lol blah guys. I am gonna keep workin' on it. Am getting myself in shape again, I've drop from 14 pounds* to 13 pounds* 9 ounces* and got a bit further to go before I'm happy(and no longer considered overweight by BMI), then I'ma bulk out. get myself lookin' fly yo. Also, google is your friend if you want to convert any of that. lol gotta get buff brah. Damn dude, 14 pounds is really low. 1 stone is 14 pounds, so like 195 lbs to 190 (196 to 191). He shed 5 lbs, or 1.6 kg |
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Jarl Matt
Government Official: Cabinet
Growth Guru
I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
Posts: 1,396
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Post by Jarl Matt on Apr 6, 2015 19:24:51 GMT
boony you craycray.
Kimmy knows.
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