Jarl Matt
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I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
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Post by Jarl Matt on Mar 28, 2015 1:44:44 GMT
HAR HAR!
Everyone should ask questions, and when I am drunk ( Which is most days currently) I shall offer my drunken advice!
However, to begin, I shall ask for your drunken advice. If you are not drunk, I shall be displeased
So, I like this girl, that about 5 years ago, we had a thing together. Since then I went to uni, and she decided she was a lesbian. But, I am determined to convert her. So I can be declared as "Almighty bearded man who can turn people straight. Yo."
Okay, so I already know that she still likes me, cause we've had a drunken chat regarding it, but she still identifies as a lesbian... and this is terrible news.
Okay, so, I am the only guy she has eveeeeeer done anything with, and I think that helps my cause, but it is tricky, cause due to her lesbianess, I think it would be best to just be like, there as a bearded fellow for her to see and admire. And then if she wants to do anything she will start it - cause I cant start anything in case she is all like, no penises are ew. But what do you guys think?
Also, she said that if she ever decides she wants to sleep with a guy (because she never has and is kinda interested to see what it's like) she said she'd come to me.
Fact. Give advice yo, and you better be drunk.
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boony001
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Post by boony001 on Mar 28, 2015 2:01:00 GMT
Give me her number, I'll convert her for you
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Jarl Matt
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I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
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Post by Jarl Matt on Mar 28, 2015 2:02:50 GMT
Brah, you don't like alcohol, you cant even talk.
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Post by boony001 on Mar 28, 2015 2:05:35 GMT
You don't have to like it to drink it
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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Kimmy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on Mar 28, 2015 3:53:12 GMT
I've already converted lez when I was a freshman
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Jarl Matt
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I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
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Post by Jarl Matt on Mar 28, 2015 4:14:43 GMT
Kim, at that age, everyone is lez, it means nothing.
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Post by Cuzo Minister of Wingmen on Mar 29, 2015 14:59:01 GMT
Can we give advice under the influence of other substances?
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boony001
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Post by boony001 on Mar 29, 2015 16:46:25 GMT
Can we give advice under the influence of other substances? The more the better
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Jarl Matt
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I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
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Post by Jarl Matt on Mar 29, 2015 20:57:49 GMT
Damn straight. Also, for those of you who were wondering - I have now recovered from my binge over the weekend and I did not die due to narcotics. <3
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Post by Angry Andy on Mar 29, 2015 21:58:21 GMT
Damn straight. Also, for those of you who were wondering - I have now recovered from my binge over the weekend and I did not die due to narcotics. <3 Yay we still have Matty
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Post by TsarNicholasII on Mar 30, 2015 0:39:17 GMT
my binge over the weekend Did you see my video, Matt?
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Post by Angry Andy on Mar 30, 2015 1:50:29 GMT
my binge over the weekend Did you see my video, Matt? He'd better have
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Jarl Matt
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I may be a drunk, but so was Churchill. I will fight you on the everything. D:
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Post by Jarl Matt on Mar 30, 2015 8:35:43 GMT
I did, and I was quite offended! Aha. At first, when I saw people commenting on my drunkness there, I was seriously worried you'd made something using the audio you recorded from the other night. D: But anyways, I have decided, you guys don't get off your tits enough, so you can give advice while sober.
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Jarl Matt
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Post by Jarl Matt on Apr 3, 2015 18:13:29 GMT
Pretty sure I just got friendzoned. But, I am a determined mo fo.
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Post by boony001 on Apr 3, 2015 19:01:23 GMT
Pretty sure I just got friendzoned. But, I am a determined mo fo. Friends with benefits son
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